Saturday, January 2, 2010

Pan, is that you?


Dood, that comment has to be one of the strangest things ever.
First of all, it is the first.
And then the fact that it starts with "Well..."
"Well..that was a nice post. I liked it."
What?!
...the hair is standing up on my neck.
And anyways....a comment for that post??
Top it all off with his website being eerily tasteful, even.... gentle, considering it's for a cock pump.
Charley, we may have conjured the horned, hoof-ed and apparently quite casual and friendly  god of the woods himself ( who moonlights as a concerned patron saint of the flaccid).
I've wondered along the way if we should distinguish our individual posts as we go along so that "Bathmate" (again, chills) can tell us apart or is that the reader's work?
In response to your "project manager" interview, what did you do with out a portfolio?..walk in with a good joke, matching socks and a candy wrapper stuck to your butt?
We should post the Mog Mobile development, maybe? Or is that for your other blog?
That would be http://trenchdesign.blogspot.com, everybody.
I must go. So hungry. Need pizza. Feeling faint.
More non-congruent posts to come.


Friday, January 1, 2010

you are famous!

Ruppert!  You got a comment on your posting!  This is huge.  Things are going to really start happening now.  I don't know who Bathmate is but goddamnit if you don't have a fan.  He sells some sort of cock pumps on his website.  They are "Elegant solutions for erectile dysfunction".  I would have to guess that he (maybe she) was doing some kind of market research and discovered pan's peter by mistake.  I knew that was a good name for this blog.

As far as what I showed from my portfolio at my interview goes,  I basically completely stifled any design aspirations.  I brought my portfolio but I hid it in my truck.  Under the seat.  Next to my candy wrapper collection.  My title is Project Manager so I had to present myself as such. I mean, when I am lucky enough to land some design project, I would say that 10% of my time or less is allocated to design.  The rest is spent on fabrication, juggling, scheduling, sourcing, driving around, sweating, mopping, reassuring and generally dealing to make it happen on time and on budget.  It ain't all sniffing markers, my flend.

I am excited to see what you come up with for MOGmobile ideas. Thanks for helping me out.
I gotta hit the hay.
See ya, and congrats on soliciting the first Pan's Peter comment.  Things are really happening.  This train is pulling out of the station baby.

ps: I like those fake skin tattoo things.  They are kind of Cameo-esque.  Something old fashioned about them.